DISCLAIMER: Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental!
HANNAH WOETMANN BITTON
It is said she was found under a rock in rural Denmark way back in 1974.
She applied for and obtained her citizenship aged only 6 months.
She holds a philosophical MA, and like Schröinger’s cat her existential status is unstable at best.
As an avid admirer of Afenginn, Atius, N. Gaiman, J. Saramago, M. Mills, Dr. Who, Sherlock, science and many other, she prefers aphids to people.
“My stories are all true, because I made them up myself” – thus quoting the French writer Boris Vian, she issues a warning. Not knowing exactly what truth is, she’s probably only voicing lies…..
For questions, answers, dreams, ideas, or COMPLAINTS – feel free to contact her: